Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't wanna live there.

 

getooine:

My sister asked me to draw Luke with a padawan braid so here it is :D


(Pls forgive the quality, I painted this on my phone)

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besturlonhere:

tsarcasm:

everythingbutlarry:

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately

this is the best post on this website

legendofthehiddenbbc:

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:

revolutionarytea:

propalitet:

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

My brother and I trying to piece together our dad’s life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again

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When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were “I told them they shouldn’t have hanged that woman. Well by damn they’re paying now” and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means

My grandmother was harassing me about the dangers of online dating, and my grandpa was like, “Oh fer crying out loud, leave her alone. My parents met online, she’ll be fine.” Apparenly my great grandparents were both telegraph operators who would chat over the line in between messages and fell in love and my great grandma moved halfway across the country to marry a dude she met over the telegraph.

No one alive in the family had ever heard this story until like 70+ years later when I happened to start seeing a dude from OK Cupid.

firelightmystic:
“juuls:
“keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:
“ supreme-leader-stoat:
“ giflounge:
“Snake played by AI”
This is mesmerizing.
”
I have wanted to see thos happen my whole life
”
I feel at peace for the first time since the year 2000.
🐉🐍😌🐍🐉
”
We...

firelightmystic:

juuls:

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

supreme-leader-stoat:

giflounge:

Snake played by AI

This is mesmerizing.

I have wanted to see thos happen my whole life

I feel at peace for the first time since the year 2000.

🐉🐍😌🐍🐉

We may rest now. We are free.